Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Halloween a poem for grandchildren

Pumpkin Squash and Halloween
Jelly bean
Baked bean
Mr Bean and has been
In between
go between
always been and never been
Pristine
Squeaky Clean
Sistine and figurine
Pleistocene
Plasticine
Philippine and Polythene
Silver screen
Pearl and Dean
Windscreen
Sun-screen
Last scene and last seen
Magazine
Mezzanine
Morphine and Aberdeen
James Dean
Roy Keane
Barry Sheen and save our Queen
Margarine
Tangerine
Tambourine and glycerine
Chlorine
Piscine
Pea-green and bowling-green
Christine
Maureen
Doreen
Noreen
Colleen and Billie Jean
Gaberdeen
Bombazine
Crimplene
Listerine and histamine
In between
thirteen
and nineteen
all the teens
have been
Pumpkin Squash and Halloween
Goodnight
X

Sunday, 28 October 2012

Veronica. York Place, Clifton

Veronica made some butternut squash mash. The amber mash complemented the turmeric on the pan-fried fish and her green lettuce and tomato made a satisfying ensemble of  contrasting colour and the fragrant fish smelled wonderful. The dark green fragments of dill on the turmeric worked so well as a colour combination that for a few moments she complemented herself on her success as a possible Master-Chef contender. She had forgotten about her unwanted guest on the print frame in the next room.It didn't matter.

Veronica Chambers, Clifton, Bristol

Veronica was back in her favourite city. The serviced apartment was ideal. A garden flat in York Place close to Clifton Village, Brandon Hill and Park Street. The landlord had shown her round and explained the dish-washer. He was well manicured. Nice shoes. Nice shirt. Nice manners. A younger version of her Dad she thought. The flat was well appointed. Chunky furniture. Limestone bathroom and two bedrooms. The fridge and kitchen cupboards stacked with goodies including a bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon. Fresh Bread in the bread bin and a large bowl of fruit. The living/dining room had French doors opening on to a secluded walled garden. Huge wooden table and chairs enough to seat ten people and a separate space beyond which was in shadow from a monumental copper beech. A rustic pizza oven in the corner.
She had been collected from Temple Meads in the morning and had met everyone she was to be heading in the new office just along from where the Blairs bought their son a flat when he came to Bristol Uni.The newly assembled team seemed a bright bunch. Focussed and keen. The word thrusting came to mind.She tried her hardest to appear confident. She should be, after all, with her first from Oxford and her reputation so far. But she had those niggling doubts. That little bird that sat on her shoulder twittering misgivings and yes-but-maybes.
She liked birds and when she first saw the garden she thought of getting a bird-feeder. Bristol was full of cats and that was probably why the bird population was limited. Unfortunately cats tend not to catch and eat seagulls which nest high up on all the roof-tops away from predatory cats anyway. So the city has become a bit of a seagull sanctuary.
Veronica was born here and grew up here. Junior school at St Werburgs and Secondary at Backwell. Starred A's and success followed and now here she was. The wheel had turned full circle. She had spent an hour or so with Dan, her controller. Control freak and computer geek and he was exercised about passwords for all the software. She had been faintly annoyed. She was well versed in randomness and secrecy and her ability in this area should be beyond questioning. But she had been disappointed with his attitude and it had cast a slight shadow over her day. She had been so excited and happy at this new opportunity and everyone else had been so friendly and up-beat with the new office. The views across the city to the Watershed and the docks and all the new harbourside development spread out like a landscape painting in sharp detail from the South-facing office windows. Dundry Hill in the distance.
The password thoughts stayed with her into the evening. The idiot who tapped into the American military gained access by typing the word "password" into the password box. FFS. All her password thoughts she kept compartmentalised inside her head and she shared them with no-one not even George, who was away in Florida for a fortnight. There are two words in the English language that contain all the vowels in order. Facetious was one and she just couldn't retrieve the other one from recesses of her mind. She wouldn't be using words anyway. The passwords would be safely secreted as with all companies of this size.
She would cook herself a nice meal which she intended to eat alfresco in the garden. The spring sunshine just beginning to fade and a blackbird now singing in the still evening air. Her best friend Gemma had a facebook page and had blogged about a restaurant in Hong Kong and there were mouthwatering pictures of Vietnamese dishes one of which was river fish cooked in turmeric and dill. She had been to the deli in Clifton and had just begun to pan fry when she was overcome with an unnerving intuitive feeling that something was amiss. She put down the spatula, took the pan off the heat and went into the living/dining room. She stood and listened and looked around straining her senses to try and fathom what was giving her this sense of unease.
She new the front door was chubbed. She new the front windows were closed. She new the garden had high brick walls. But she had this shivery feeling that something was not as it should be and as she stood in the dimming light of the dining room she caught sight of the bird for the first time. It was perched on a print frame. It was a Trevor Price print of lovers on a sofa. She couldn't see what sort of bird it was so she switched on the light. She hadn't heard it fly in and it made no sound. It was smaller than a blackbird, just smaller than a robin maybe. Grey brown with dark bars on its wings a little like you see on a pigeon. A spring-time fledgling maybe. They are often difficult identify. But this appeared adult.She might not have noticed it at all had she not felt that creepy sensation. It just perched there like an ornament on a shelf. It slowly rotated its head rather like an owl might. This intruder seemed to her on a similar level as finding a mouse or a rat in the room and she instinctively didn't like it. She closed the door to the hallway and kitchen and wondered what she might use to swish the bird out through the garden doors. She didn't want it to fly further into the apartment.
She also didn't want it to crap in the apartment. There would be a broom somewhere but she didn't want to harm the bird. Just encourage it to leave. Wierd that she couldn't recognise what it was. She knew the difference between a coal tit and a great tit. It was neither. And certainly not a finch with that beak. It just perched there and it's silence and its very presence she found sinister for some odd reason.It unnerved her. Come on Veronica she thought. This is silly. Just get rid of the thing. She grabbed a cushion from the sofa and went towards it but as she approached it flew across the room onto a print frame over the fireplace. Another Trevor Price print "Rain-Dance". It flew with a mechanical fluttering as though it was a fledgling with a tentative uncertain unpracticed action. But it made it across the room OK and onto the print frame.
She thought of the silly joke she had heard on "Live at the Apollo". What do you do if a bird craps on your car? Don't invite her out again! She wished that she hadn't had that thought because she wasn't finding this funny. The way this thing was just suddenly in her serviced apartment and there on that print frame. The first time she saw it gave her a jolt. Like suddenly being aware that someone was in your bedroom in the middle of the night. Like finding a spider in the bath. And why would it be a breed of bird she had never seen before. If it were a robin or a sparrow or anything recognisable she wouldn't be feeling the way she was about this uninvited guest. This unwelcomed gate-crasher into her private, personal space and now she just wanted to get rid of it even if it meant killing the thing. The way you would kill a spider.
But she didn't want to kill it. Just because she couldn't recognise it didn't mean it was dangerous in any way and she liked birds. She loved the dawn chorus and the company of birds in gardens, parks and countryside and was surprised at her response to this particular creature.
She was going to take a picture of it with her phone but went and fetched her Samsung camera from her back-pack instead. She would send a pic to George. He would know what it was. The laptop was already set up on the table in the corner and when she tapped the enter button the screen came alive and the bird immediately flew from the print frame to the top of the big wooden-framed mirror on the wall opposite the fire-place, almost as though it wanted to get a better view of the screen. She smiled to herself at the thought and wondered if this little chap might be friend and not foe. Rather like having a budgie or a canary.
She emailed the picture to George with a quick message. Told herself that she was being a little ridiculous about this. If she left the garden door open it would soon fly out so she went back to cooking. www.thebristolchinacompany.co.uk

Friday, 26 October 2012

Pioneers

I am sure that I have blogged these thoughts before. But as Hester, Chris and their precious little daughters prepare to embark on a further adventure beyond Hong Kong to Singapore I just have to Blog my congratulations and admiration as to the extent of their courage and strength of spirit and imagination to undertake such a major life-change not that long after making a similar life-move to HK. I have blogged about the similarity to old-style pioneers. Before them people trekked West along the Oregon Trail, others trekked away from their original homeland to find a new life for themselves and I see Hester and Chris bravely going where others fear to tread.
I was kind of shocked when Hester got her starred A's at Portishead
and she declared her intentions to leave
and go to St Brendans.
I remember a tutor at St Brendans giving us a project/assignment that he was unable to get Hester to do. He said "Here it is....if you can get her to do it....you will be doing a better job than me"
Patsy and I feared for the worst. How it turned out that she gained a place at Oxford I will never know. But she did it. She blossomed. She is clever, funny, talented, imaginative and wonderful and no Dad could be more proud than me....................

Vietnamese River Cobbler

I saw an article on Hester's facebook page about a new Vietnamese restaurant in Hong Kong and there was a very appetising picture of a fish dish cooked in Turmeric and Dill. Nuch and I alternate cooking lunches here each trying to out-do one-another. We give marks out of 10. I got nine and a half today for this Vietnamese River Cobbler fish with Butternut Squash mash and stir-fry spring onions and cucumber. The fish was from Tesco.

Thursday, 25 October 2012

Oh Dear

This is nothing to do with "Second-hand Rose" or "Hand-me-downs" the fact that Moo-Moo and Margot wear the same star studdied jump-suit to me is just wonderful. Moo only wore it for such a short while and come on Blog-fans .....aint they cute???? I'm sure that if anyone showed me a picture of their grandchildren I would be agog with indifference! Yet I want to show the world my two gloriously beautiful granddaughters........beautiful,beautiful,beautiful.....beautiful girls.

Oh Dear

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Vietnamese Turmeric and Dill Fish

I click facebook every day.
Sassy Hong Kong appeared with this Vietnamese fish dish.
My local Tesco supplies Vietnamese River Cobbler fish.
So I bought some and pan-fried it in turmeric and dill
and did a stir-fry.
Fragrant, healthy and wonderful

Monday, 22 October 2012

Watching TV with my Daddy

I like to watch TV with my Daddy and my teddy.
We watch cartoons and rugby.

Friday, 19 October 2012

Elodie Dancing

Little Moo-Moo
Crazy Chick
Dancing

Thursday, 18 October 2012

Eric's Piggery

"Ericspiggery Blogspot"
is now a registered charity and signed limited-edition prints of the recent series of Moo-Moo drawings are now available. All proceeds go towards the "Help-make-Eric-Wayman-a-millionaire" fund. A worthy cause that I am sure you will all support with vigour and enthusiasm. Cheques, postal-orders and war-gratuities to be made out to me, Eric Wayman. Bank details on request. All prints are done on my Brother MFC 260 office printer on good quality office paper. I am expecting demand to be high. These are genuine and unique collectable drawings done with Wilkinsons finest biros and coloured pencils. Framing can be arranged at a reasonable extra cost.
This could go Viral. As they say nowadays.

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Elodie Rose


Auntie Maura's Shoes

                   Auntie Maura's Shoes

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Stanley

Moo-Moo with Rabbit.

Sunday, 14 October 2012

Elodie

I've written a number of silly child stories for Moo-Moo.
Not sure yet
if they are ready
to go public.

Saturday, 13 October 2012

Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

Now why is it that these two lorries appear to us so different?
They are both made of metal. They both have coats of paint. But why do the coats of paint hit our eyeballs in such strangely different ways. It must be a chemistry thing. What is it that makes one so markedly different from the other. What is it about the surface of each lorry that incites us to see it as different from other lorries. OK. We know that different colours travel on different wave-lengths. Hence..put white light through a prism and it will split into its various wave-length counterparts..........red orange yellow green blue indigo and violet. But I don't understand the way that different surfaces/substances/products exude such different colours.

Friday, 12 October 2012

Style and Substance

These are unsophisticated snap shots of todays work and I hope you agree that I'm moving away from John Maltby. Click on image to enlarge. That teddy took me all of a minute to make and I can do better. The lower pose is the classic Playboy Centrefold of Marilyn Monroe but set on one of my armchairs. So slowly I am finding a niche here which is my personal slant on shapes, imagery, sexuality, nuance and frivolity. Each girl can be sexy and provocative yet still have her cuddly teddy there too.

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Doom and Gloom

Isn't it amazing when you hear something new. Then within the next few days you hear it again!  There's this black van goes around Chepstow. In gold lettering down the side it says "Doom and Gloom Ltd."
"Purveyors of Gloom"
When I first saw this I thought it hysterically funny.
Yet within hours the new single from the Rolling Stones..........
"Doom and Gloom!"
comes out
and you think
hang on
Am I crazy?
Or is it the world I live in.

Anyway
back to reality......
Joc and Dave's "Tinker" continues to do well!
He's been back now a whole week!!
Long may he thrive
and long may he
continue to give the most
simple pleasure
to those
who
love him!!!!

Wednesday, 10 October 2012

New Piece

Click on image to enlarge.
I'm quite pleased with this one. The eyes are just little balls of clay but it looks like they are closed.
I sent the image to Ken Straddling at Bristol Guild and he immediately ordered it and asked for eight other pieces, without asking the price. So I am very happy!!

Monday, 8 October 2012

Happy Birthday Elodie

Happy BIRTHDAY Elodie!!!
I managed to Skype today with Hester and Elodie and also managed to see Marites with Margot!!
Lovely. Moo-Moo is wonderful. Shirley Temple curly hair and willing to show you her ballet dancing skills.Plus of course her vocal prowess!! Asked to say "I'm are two" she said it immediately!!
I could see my box of goodies on the floor unpacked and the stuff spread around. Soft-toy tiger went down well, and the Maisy picture books! She also likes the packs of raisins!
It's just so sad that they have to be so far away.
But there you go.
Miss them
Love them
Can't wait to visit them in Singapore.
But I guess I'll just have to.

Saturday, 6 October 2012

First pieces

These are not brilliant photos and I wouldn't say that I am happy with these first two pieces but then again I wouldn't say that I am unhappy because I can see some potential here. These are definitely not Maltbies. Hooray! Trevor Price's prints have inspired me to explore a sculptural path away from the Maltby catalogue. These are not "copies" of Trevor Price prints. Nobody looking at them would see the inspiration. You can see the Picasso and probably also the Henry Moore. Joke!! Just listen to me. Ha Ha. It's Elodie's Birthday Monday and autumn is creeping in at it's petty pace. So I might find more time to  do some sculptural exploration. Click on images to enlarge.

Friday, 5 October 2012

Trevor Price

I was making some ceramic sculptures a year or two ago and I couldn't find a "voice" or a "style" everything was Maltbyesque. I did some reclining nudes. Henry Moore, Picasso.....but still Maltby. I deliberately destroyed (smashing with hammers) months of work when I became exasperated at my lack of creativity. I have recently discovered Trevor Price and in some, indeed many of his prints I have seen the ideas and forms that I always wanted to perpetuate in clay. Intertwined lovers, hips, legs, arms, feet and hands heads fingers and toes all given sculptural resonance. He is a print-maker, etcher, painter and caligrapher.....rooted in the 2D. Let me loose with my 3D self and see what I might do!

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Ratatouille

Nuch will not take offence at this blog. She knows that she cannot handle L's and R's in the English language and much else besides. It's quite amazing what she can guess and second guess to be the right word or phrase. She has a very good ear. So to speak. There was a crash of a light aeropolane recently in Nepal and she made many references as to the pirates. (She, trying to say pilots) But she couldn't say it. Apropo of nothing....she went on a sales trip to the SS Great Britain recently where we
sometimes sell stuff. She introduced herself at reception. She said "Hello I'm Nuch from Bristol China I have an appointment with Peony" The receptionist said "That's a pretty name,.....but do you mean Briony?"

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Box of Goodies

When Hester got a place at Oxford University I was the proudest parent alive! Patsy and I drove her there to start her first term and we both sat in the car and watched her go through the huge Oak Gateway as if she were a princess entering an enchanted castle. I missed her very much. She was never a naughty child. Sometimes mischievous, but always charming, always bright; literate ...if not entirely numerate.... and anyone who knows her........sharp as a tack!!!  I used to send her little boxes of goodies. Health bars, sweeties, teddy-bears and nonsense. I knew the porters at the lodge would receive the boxes and keep them for her. They probably got used to them arriving regularly and knew who they were from. So one time I wrote on the box "The Most Beautiful Girl in Wadham College,
Wadham, Oxford". She got the box. Not because they guessed. But because it was true!!!!