Granddad

My Granddad tells jokes
I don't always get them
but he just keeps telling them anyway
Last week he said
Why are there no Aspirin in the jungle?
and the answer was.......
because
parrotseatemall !!
He then told me that he got half way through
eating a horse the other day when he realised
that he wasn't as hungry as he thought he was.
Then he told me that he was very good friends
with 25 letters of the alphabet.
He said....
I don't know why!!
My Granddad's a little bit crazy
but when sometimes
you get the joke
it's nice.
He says to me
"Come on Moo.....climb the bus!!!
and let's go to Giggle Street!!!!"
Err
He's not a little bit crazy
He's totally crazy.