Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Mystery

Yep. There's a mystery going on round here and nobody's saying anything.
Strange to say. I'm getting bigger. Not that you'd know it's happening.
I stare at my hands for ages and convince myself that nothing's changing but then suddenly one day something doesn't fit you any more. Shoes socks, all sorts. And I know my hair's getting longer as well. Mummy has to sweep it back and put flowery clips in to stop it covering my eyes. And the mystery is that it's only me. No-one elses hair seems to be out of control. Pudding's hair doesn't grow. She doesn't need clips and she isn't getting any bigger and she's smaller than me. Maretas isn't getting any bigger and she's bigger than me but smaller than Mummy and Daddy. Mummy and Daddy aren't getting any bigger. I can see that by the space over their heads when they go through the door-frames. I'm not stupid. So what's going on? Is this as big as I'm going to get? If not then how big will I be when I stop getting bigger? Who decides? Will I be told at some stage. It's so obvious that it's happening but nobody mentions it. It's like I'm the only one noticing. I was really frightened the other day when I heard someone on the TV say something about the "elephant in the room". What's that all about? It's all a bit confusing and to be honest, all a bit scary.
The other thing I find a bit strange is why they call it "potty training"? It's me they're trying to train. Not the potty! But I don't really find that scary. Just odd.
Bye-Bye

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