Gym every morning

A strange thing happened today.
Every day I go to the gym here at Chepstow Leisure Centre.
Me and this other guy are there every morning.
His name is Ian.
He's 69
ex RAF
Other guys come and go
But we're there every morning

he has become my new soul-mate.
We are both Total Atheists!!
We talk about everything.
No subject taboo!!

Other guys enter the gym
and join in our discussions.
We're all working out
but Ian and I
just can't help introducing
all kinds of crazy shit
to pass the time
and make people think!!!

Mainly it's one-line-gags.
OK
Stupid I know
But crazy as it seems
........................
it's become a little like
doing crossword puzzles.

When you get to my age
you have a back catalogue
of stupid jokes collected over
the 60 years or so

Lucky for me I can still
remember jokes told to me
over 50 years ago!!

and Boy it's great now
to have this wonderful new naive
audience that haven't heard any
of it.

Anyway
There has been this guy called Andrew

He's ex-army
electrical engineer with British Rail
Couple of times a week

Extremely fit
Comes in and pumps iron
does the Easy-Lines machines
and Spin-Bikes

Chats to me and Ian

and today he came up to us
and said he's leaving.
We knew he was moving house
We had heard about all the stress
about exchanging contracts etc

Ian knew him better than I did
but as he drove away from the gym
for the last time
that morning
he saw me in my car
driving in

So he turned around and drove back in.
He said to Ian and me
that he would really miss our morning chats