World's most useless creature.
Who is David Thomas???No idea!!! I hate people who have two first names like George Michael and Michael George!!. I can never remember their names let alone what they stand for. David Thomas has just been allowed to publish the most astonishing article in an international newspaper condemning one of the world's most sublimely evolved creatures. The Giant Panda. He describes it as the most useless creature on earth. Well, sorry here, I take extreme umbridge and would proclaim that David Thomas can equally be described as being totally superfluous to world's needs. A soft bellied, ultra-protected, potential alpha male bully sounding off at great length about a creature thousands of miles removed from his ambit of understanding. For all you know Mr Thomas David the giant panda may just have found the perfect way to survive the vissisitudes of modern life. You Mr Thomas are bound up in the red- in-tooth-and-claw of fight-for-survival among the fittest. There could well be another way to survival. It could involve quiet contemplation by eating bamboo shoots and being quiet enough to consider just what our existence means. So don't denegrate the panda for it's apparent lethargy, it's apparent lack of aggression, it's lack of libido. It may well survive where all else fails!!!!!
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